pagetbewbster:

somebody’s watching: amber heard pushes reid into a pool and makes out with him & a young emo chick is thirsty for gideon. does this even sound real to you?

proof: everyone miscommunicates so badly that only spaghetti can fix it.

the itch: literally nobody wants to see bugs coming out of people’s skin. nobody wants to see that. literally nobody. wants to see that. nobody.

safe haven: when I was in high school a group of girls were talking about how they wanted to bang the mini plain bagel unsub in this episode & I don’t think I’ve recovered from hearing that.

pay it forward: do you remember this one? because I don’t! I’m literally going through IMDb right now to do this and I cannot for the life of me recall watching this episode & I’ve seen criminal minds 3 times through yikés.

100: actually one of the best episodes of the series but I’m putting it in time-out here for being rude.

breath play: time 2 kinkshame david rossi.

the replicator: as it turns out.. luke skywalker is the petty bitch who has been tormenting the bau the whole season.

closing time: some guy is stealing men’s fucking genitals & it literally has nothing to do with his motive, he’s just extra as hell.