interstellarsam:

the most extra things that hamlet did in the play, in no particular order

• told his mother that no matter how much black he wore it could never really reflect how he felt inside
• had a full conversation in a graveyard with a gravedigger about death and talked to the skull of a man he hadn’t even seen in twenty-three years 
• physically attacked his mom over her sex life
• wrote an entire play to frame his uncle for murder instead of just going to the authorities or killing his uncle like he kept planning on doing
• jumped into ophelia’s grave to fight with laertes over which one of them loved her more
• “how do i distract everyone so i can plan my uncle’s murder? act fucking insane? okay that works lmao”
  
• forged a letter from his uncle instructing the people in england to murder his former best friends instead of him 
• stabbed polonius and then said it was his fault for being too nosey